What's That Smell?

Looks like I'm through with the Old Spice. Not only do I get the above question a lot, but I get the question WITH a disgusted look. My answer is usually, "Ewww, I think it's you," but I don't know how much longer I can get away with that. Apparently your grandpa never made you pancakes on a Sunday morning and your daddy bowled 4 times a week.

Once more the search is on. I wonder if there is a crisp bacon scent spray with a hint of citrus and shampoo?