Man of The Sea

After much resistance through the years I have finally made a major decision that embraces my near senior citizen status. Being fully aware of the consequences, I have joined generations passed with the indulgence of, and now full time use, of Old Spice original scent deodorant.

As I walk amongst ... people ... women will smile as they fondly remember their grandpop's presence and memories of father's day gifts to daddy as he splashed some on after a shave, proudly showing his appreciation for their thoughtfulness on his special day, while men will continue to think of me as the Gortan's Fisherman and fish sticks as they don't put the correct reference together. A sailor is a sailor, a senior is a senior, and I am now to become both, properly and fully prepared.

Ahoy.