Would I gain with Rogain?

Back in the day I was a tight elastic high sock wearing maniac with pants that hugged me equally as aggressive. You'd think someone would have alerted me to the dangers of my fashion choice at the time, but those surrounding me chose to remain silent while friends and strangers alike took in the view with nary a caution.

Today, resultant of this past behavior, the hair on my legs is sparse.

I know I was not alone in the seventies, boldly strutting with fabrics pasted to my very skin, abrasively wearing away at the follicles of my manly leg hair, but I seem to be the only one showing any evidence of this earlier folly.

Women might envy me because I am smooth without shaving while men might mock me because I am smooth without shaving. Either way the fact remains, I am smooth without shaving.

I wonder if Rogaine works on other parts beyond the noggin? Imagine the possibilities. Stripes of fur across your knuckles, a REAL wolf man costume for that full moon frolic, circus performing in the summertime, your very own built-in goat boots for the winter! Forget the top of my head - get the spatula!

I wonder if they sell it by the barrel?