Proclamation of Independence

Look at them. All smug in their new found purpose. I never liked them and I don't care who says what about any benefits derived from their consumption.

Bunch of little blue boils all banded together crusading to be useful, but failing with me. I have no taste or use for the little pustules. Anti-oxidants. Anthocyanins. I'm keeping my oxidants and they can keep their anthocyanins. I am not a plant anyway, and if I was, I'd be embarrassed to be protected by a blueberry.

On this great day of celebration and jubilation I hereby proclaim my independence from blueberries. From now on it is a state of anti-blueberryism for me. I freely and generously give raspberries to blueberries. I will not succumb to their blueberry tactics and stand boldly and defiant in their blue head faces!


Sorry, no offense intended towards the Blue Man Group - love those guys!