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My friend Joe was over this past weekend and we were watching a program on the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. Lots of old timey surgical stuff, stories, stiffs and parts galore. Looking at all of the bodies and pieces in jars led us to the decision that right before we die we are gonna swallow a note to be found during our autopsy or cadaver carving.
We had a few ideas of what to write on the note, but I'm interested in YOUR IDEAS! Share them in the comment section! Let's see what you've got.
Here is a small sampling of our thoughts.
Hey! Put that back!
If you can read this note, thank a teacher.
Ahoy! Can you smell the Old Spice?
Dinner is in my other belly.
I was killed by Colon Kapow.
Does this fat make me look fat?
Nice job. Where were you when I needed you?
I don't know why I swallowed that fly, I guess I'll ...
Exit only.
I used to work out. Look at me now!
Have you checked out Uranus?
posted by RJK at
6:27 PM
7 Comments:
- The monkey did it.
- Milli Vanilli rocks!
- The microfilm is in my upper left wisdom tooth.
- Once the stomach is opened, this body will self-destruct in 10..9..
- Why did Fonzie try to jump the shark?
Vote for Pedro!
Other side. Not the note. My backside!
Is this note going on my permanent record?
There's this pointy tailed guy that keeps saying you're next! Does he know you?
Tell mom I said hi.
Don't forget to cleanup when you're through or Could you take a little off the top please?
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