20 minutes
Yup. My urine had that funny smell only 20 minutes after eating a vegetable stir fry with asparagus in it. Magical.
Some days it takes about 20 minutes to sift through my e-mail deleting sales announcements, lucky letters that will kill me if I don't forward them to 10 people and cures for erectile dysfunction.
Before you slice a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake you must let if thaw for 20 minutes.
The average amount of time I invest in writing this crap is about 20 minutes.
If a movie takes longer than 20 minutes to set up the premise, leave.
Talking on the phone for 20 minutes guarantees a grumpy me.
On average, it only takes about 20 minutes for a can of soda to cool in a refrigerator.
20 minutes under a hair dryer will make the tips of your ears glow.
When they tell you at Outback the wait for seating is 20 minutes, you will still be pacing, unseated 40 minutes later.
If you last 20 minutes on a train without a stranger touching you, you are not in Philadelphia.
You will not get what you ask for if it takes 20 minutes before the waiter/waitress takes your order.
Why is 20 minutes of exercise so much longer than 20 minutes of television viewing?
If a friend drives you to a party and says later on that they'll be back in 20 minutes, you should find another way home.
How does food from a Chinese restaurant stay hot for 20 minutes after you pick it up?
If you stare at a monkey for 20 minutes at the zoo and the monkey stares back the entire time, therapy is in your future.
If you can't get the answer to something in 20 minutes, you probably have dial up or you are still on the clock at work.
20 minutes in the sun will burn you, 20 minutes in the tub will prune you, 20 minutes in the wind will make you hair go sideways, 20 minutes upside down will bulge your eyes, 20 minutes in the fast lane will get you as far as a senior in an hour and a half, 20 minutes between feedings is a fat man's paradise and 20 minutes is all you need to enjoy an entire Three Stooges movie, an episode of The Simpsons commercial free or the latest coverage of celebrity hijinks on the half hour evening news.
Has it been 20 minutes yet?
Some days it takes about 20 minutes to sift through my e-mail deleting sales announcements, lucky letters that will kill me if I don't forward them to 10 people and cures for erectile dysfunction.
Before you slice a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake you must let if thaw for 20 minutes.
The average amount of time I invest in writing this crap is about 20 minutes.
If a movie takes longer than 20 minutes to set up the premise, leave.
Talking on the phone for 20 minutes guarantees a grumpy me.
On average, it only takes about 20 minutes for a can of soda to cool in a refrigerator.
20 minutes under a hair dryer will make the tips of your ears glow.
When they tell you at Outback the wait for seating is 20 minutes, you will still be pacing, unseated 40 minutes later.
If you last 20 minutes on a train without a stranger touching you, you are not in Philadelphia.
You will not get what you ask for if it takes 20 minutes before the waiter/waitress takes your order.
Why is 20 minutes of exercise so much longer than 20 minutes of television viewing?
If a friend drives you to a party and says later on that they'll be back in 20 minutes, you should find another way home.
How does food from a Chinese restaurant stay hot for 20 minutes after you pick it up?
If you stare at a monkey for 20 minutes at the zoo and the monkey stares back the entire time, therapy is in your future.
If you can't get the answer to something in 20 minutes, you probably have dial up or you are still on the clock at work.
20 minutes in the sun will burn you, 20 minutes in the tub will prune you, 20 minutes in the wind will make you hair go sideways, 20 minutes upside down will bulge your eyes, 20 minutes in the fast lane will get you as far as a senior in an hour and a half, 20 minutes between feedings is a fat man's paradise and 20 minutes is all you need to enjoy an entire Three Stooges movie, an episode of The Simpsons commercial free or the latest coverage of celebrity hijinks on the half hour evening news.
Has it been 20 minutes yet?
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12:21 AM
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