Stay Out Da Water!

Do you think I'm kidding? This is smart schoolin' for you lake dippin' look the other wayers. There's stuff in them waters that ain't none too friendly despite the smile on that fishy mug. It's summer now, I know you might be tempted, but if you don't want to end up in a cajun fish fry with zydeco music all around you, stay in the boat or on the shore!