Another Year

Time to reaffirm lessons from the past to ensure future rewards.

1. Fine Art Liquidations are not held at the Marriott by the airport.

2. When you ask a Chinese chef to make your food spicy, don't make it a challenge.

3. There might be better options than a one-eyed barber, but think of the stories.

4. Mandolin music will make you tinkle.

5. Hyenas is hylarious.

6. If there really is a hypo glycemic index - Harold Katz had nothing to do with it.

7. Cheerleaders rarely lead a cheer.

8. Nothing screams "class" like a monkey in a tuxedo. And if he's dancing ... fuhgeddabowdid.

9. Reading these end of the year - new beginning lists is not your best use of time.

10. Having a great nickname covers many short comings. Having your own theme music ... mighty fine.