Showtime

I know I shouldn't be getting ready to watch a movie at 1 in the morning since I have to get up at 5:30, also in the AM, to prepare for ANOTHER day of work that lasts, like, almost all day long, at least through a lot of daylight and lunch time, and it's not at my house which means I have to drive and everything. But you know what? I didn't slap any nuns today, I didn't unnecessarily disregard any suggested speed limits, I didn't eat three hams, and in my book, the didn'ts outnumber the shouldn'ts, so take that Frenchie, pop the corn, pretend my noises make sense and forgive my baggy eyes, it could just be a tactic to get a little love from my friends. This movie better be good.