It's Happened

Writer's block. I've got nothing. No ideas. No thoughts. I'm in that television coma without the TV - sitting in front of my laptop looking blankly at the screen. My battery is almost exhausted and I'm too lazy to plug the power chord in. I've got stories to tell, just no motivation to tell them. Eek eek. Maybe some monkey chow will help, but who will serve me at 4 in the morning? Bleh. Good night all. Maybe I'll sleep 'til Monday.