Sorry, Neighbor

All I remember is that I'm on top of a man made cliff which is flat with a straight edge that looks down about 1000 feet into an alley way with 2 abadonned cars lined up together at one end and some kids playing at the other end. I run along the edge quickly, look down and do a wild out of control cartwheel flip in the air calmly saying, "Oh no." I land back on the cliff about 4 feet away from the edge and declare, "That wasn't too bad."

A guy now sitting in a chair behind me asks what am I going to do next. I then start singing words that end in "ing" as though in a musical, running up to people now appearing near the edge, with broad theatrical gestures. To finish the song I charge the seated man, slide on my knees with my arms out wide and sing, "For you I'll do any ... thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg." The last "ing" was held so long that even I was impressed and shocked that I could continue the note. Everyone around stood with open mouths in awe as the "ing" lasted and lasted and ... you get the idea. So pleased with singing the longest note humanly possible ever in the world I woke up.

Perhaps an apology is due to my neighbors that probably heard the longest note in the world. My neck was sore and my throat felt strained when I awoke. Then again, perhaps I should go door to door and collect my entertainment fees.