Flushed

I've been working on a bathroom project since just before Thanksgiving and I'm finally to the point where it is functional again. I ripped out all of the walls, the ceiling, woodwork and floor. I replaced all of the insulation and added where there was none. I updated the electricity, rewired and put in 2 new light fixtures and a GFCI outlet. Toilet, sink and vanity were all trashed as well as any other peripherals such as the mirror, paper holder, towel ring and blah blah blah.

Most everything has been done and I am probably a solid half day away from completion.

As I was unpacking the new toilet and preparing to assemble and install, I heard a rattling inside the bowl part. Having gorilla hands, I could not reach in to remove the loose item. I also could not see through either end of the poop shoot, so I don't even know what is caught in there. Having shaken many guitar picks free from the sound hole in my guitar, I decided to take that route with the bowl. Overhead with the shake rattle and roll of the new uninstalled ceramic bowl (big boy handicapped accessible size) and a few jolting jerks later, out pops the funny!

Apparently the boys at the Kohler manufacturing plant were having a good ole time and decided to insert a new wrapped Playtex Gentle Glide Soft Pearlescent Applicator Tampon in the throat of the crapper. This is the first time I've personally handled one of these babies so I have no idea what it's monetary worth is, but I do know if one is in need, I now have one and it instantly becomes priceless! So there Kohler, the last laugh is on YOU!