My Rested Reflections
I like to say "Isabella Rossellini."
I've decided that I don't care much for being yelled at.
I will probably stop talking at a point in my life - by choice.
I feel a strong loyalty to my one-eyed Slovak barber. I am aware that it might be a joke to him to cut my big fat American melon head of Muppet fluff, but I don't want to take that opportunity away from him. Kind of my gesture of "welcome."
Most generosities towards me come from those who can rarely afford it.
I've gone to places I do not belong and ended up fitting in.
I frequently see an equal but opposite reaction, and I am still surprised by it.
I worry about animals in human predicaments. For example, a dog in a car crash, a chimp smoking cigars and donkeys in bonnets.
I do not pretend to understand gravity. It makes no sense to me at all.
If we are friends and your monkey beats me up, I will not sue.
My favorite artificial taste is grape.
I do not like to walk while bent over.
Clothes in the dryer at night sounds like someone is coming.
A lot of people take warm too far.
I can't decide which place would be more difficult to stay. Outer space, underground or in the sea.
If I see bugs in the house ... I kill them. One day, 2 bugs, I kill them. Next day, 4 bugs, I kill them. Next day, 3 bugs, I kill them. Next day, 5 bugs, I kill them. Who is not getting the message?
I cannot stop watching pelicans fly. Simply fascinating to me.
Everyone has something to say that they wish someone else said.
I always wondered if I had the proper neck to wear a Nehru jacket.
I've decided that I don't care much for being yelled at.
I will probably stop talking at a point in my life - by choice.
I feel a strong loyalty to my one-eyed Slovak barber. I am aware that it might be a joke to him to cut my big fat American melon head of Muppet fluff, but I don't want to take that opportunity away from him. Kind of my gesture of "welcome."
Most generosities towards me come from those who can rarely afford it.
I've gone to places I do not belong and ended up fitting in.
I frequently see an equal but opposite reaction, and I am still surprised by it.
I worry about animals in human predicaments. For example, a dog in a car crash, a chimp smoking cigars and donkeys in bonnets.
I do not pretend to understand gravity. It makes no sense to me at all.
If we are friends and your monkey beats me up, I will not sue.
My favorite artificial taste is grape.
I do not like to walk while bent over.
Clothes in the dryer at night sounds like someone is coming.
A lot of people take warm too far.
I can't decide which place would be more difficult to stay. Outer space, underground or in the sea.
If I see bugs in the house ... I kill them. One day, 2 bugs, I kill them. Next day, 4 bugs, I kill them. Next day, 3 bugs, I kill them. Next day, 5 bugs, I kill them. Who is not getting the message?
I cannot stop watching pelicans fly. Simply fascinating to me.
Everyone has something to say that they wish someone else said.
I always wondered if I had the proper neck to wear a Nehru jacket.
posted by RJK at
4:44 PM
2 Comments:
You definitely have the neck for a Nehru jacket, as long as you accessorize -- I suggest your fez with the propeller on top.
"Isabella Rossellini" is indeed fun to say, but I mentally say it with lots of flair as if she were a fancy pasta dish.
"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, you are in for quite a treat: the chef has prepared his world-famous IS-a-BELL-a ROS-sell-in-I!" [Ooooh, ahhhh...]
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