Spicy Tears

I had Chinese food SO spicy today, my whiskers melted and blood actually came out of my nose. Never challenge a cook that is about to work on your meal. I had to give him the finger point and head nod on the way out. I think I saw him smile and nod back, but I can't be sure since my eyes were filled with molten tears. I also stumbled a little since my toes had curled inside my shoes trying to disassociate themselves from my steaming stupidity.

I am still sweating a little an hour later and for some reason Chu Ci spews freely from my mouth.