Thursday, February 19, 2009

Many Apologies

For everyone that has slept with me, near me, around the block from me or in the same neighborhood as me, I offer my sincere apologies. I had no idea. I don't know why it never occurred to me, nor why I have never been startled to my feet at night, but I have digital information that has changed my perspective.

I bought a recorder and set it up to document my sleep habits. Six hours later I had evidence that my sleep was far from silent or peaceful. Snores and snorts and flapping lips galore. I had considered doing a time lapse video of a sleep session, but now I am too afraid.

3 Comments:

Blogger Sticky Monkey said...

That's all you got??!!! I did this one time and found out I snore at BOTH ends! Also, I just very recently received my THIRD visit from a hotel night clerk asking that I lower my TV at the request of a nearby guest . . . my TV was turned OFF!! The clerk was embarrassed -- I was proud.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, this is weak. You snore like a school girl.

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't sound anything like what I sleep with. I have to wear earplugs to get any sleep.

12:22 AM  

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