Race Car Molly & Jolly Ollie

"What do you mean I can't park here? Jerk-head!"








Race Car Molly and her husband Jolly Ollie went to the Tiki Bar at my hotel for a cool beverage or two. Molly parked her car on the side street behind a Hummer. The street was perpendicular to the ocean across a 5 lane avenue. When the owner of the Hummer came out to leave, some tipsy tootilers pointed out that the red car was up against his bumper. Hummer man proclaimed that "It's a Hummer!", shrugged his shoulders and drove off.

When he drove away there was nothing to prevent the red car from rolling on. It did so across the 5 lanes of traffic, over some parking curbs, the pedestrian pavement and over the concrete sea wall. No one was in the car. No one crashed into as it traveled un-womaned. No one was struck by the vehicle. No one was on the beach. No one was injured.

They might have been Race Car Molly's jeans he was wearing, but those are really Jolly Ollie's legs. No trick photography.