For The Record

I know there is a lot of attention given to our body's appearance in the public eye and many are quick to criticize and judge. Oh those boobs are fake, she's anorexic, what a horrible nose job, hmmm - cottage cheesy and so on. Not to give validity to such attacks nor any credibility to statements based on conjecture, I want to note for the record a few facts regarding yours truly.

I do not dye my hair. It is becoming clear naturally.

I did not have a belly augmentation. After many hard years of laborious eating and a specific non exercise routine, I have managed to hone the perfect globus projectus.

I do not have cellulite. I've been sitting on gravel and river stone.

I do not shave my legs. The hair could not compete with the awesomeness of my muscles.

And finally, in order to confuse the enemy, I have sculpted myself to appear as though I am coming when I am going and vice versa. No easy feat.

Enjoy the imagery.