Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Credibility Counts

I would never take advice from a fat man about dieting.

If a carpenter has all of his fingers, he doesn't have all of his skills.

If a preacher is rich from his church, his bible is just a book of stories.

If a farmer doesn't grow anything, he needs to be called something else.

I don't want financial guidance from someone drinking an eight dollar coffee.

If a chef does not eat where he works why would I eat what he cooks?

If someone is caring for you and watching the clock, you are not what they care about.

If a mechanic doesn't have dirty fingernails, what can they really do for your vehicle?

If a health care professional is concerned about payment, their profession has nothing to do with health.

Why would any country ever entertain talks on peace from a president waging war?

If you are a news reporter, don't give me your opinion, report the news.

One in five people have a physical or mental disability. How can twenty percent of todays existing population not have a genuine presence in decisions that govern their lives?

If you are wearing a particular uniform, why would you expect to be treated any differently that what that uniform portrays?

Questions of credibility abound when people do not perform capably. Credibility still counts.

2 Comments:

Blogger Amy McWeasel said...

Along the lines of "I would never take advice from a fat man about dieting" is "Food prepared by a skinny chef is rarely loaded with good taste."

1:10 PM  
Blogger Sticky Monkey said...

If your church doesn't allow your preacher to marry, why should you be required to attend their "pre-marital counseling"?

Why would a 3000 year-old country, based on a single "religion of peace for all" ever wage war?

If your all-female flight crew insist on flying the plane from the 'cockpit,' tell them to change it to 'box office' or your walkin' home.

About the "One in five people with a disability ...", look at your four closest friends -- if they're normal, you're talking about yourself.

6:16 AM  

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