Thursday, January 17, 2008

Meep Meep

I have to perform amazing feats of reckless driving daily in order to proceed forward on the PA Turnpike at a blazing 15 - 35 miles an hour to keep up with and avoid the sleeping zombies, brake tappers, scattered animal bits, Talladega wannabes, crash debris and State Troopers. I don't know whether I should carry my own memorial DVD around my neck or continue to wear a cape and plastic underpants. Thank goodness I'm on my way to Los Angeles and can take a sabbatical from this ridiculous traffic.

1 Comments:

Blogger Sticky Monkey said...

The PA Turnpike is going to look like the Autobahn after your first trip down "The 1-0-1." Morning rush hour is from 4am to 11am. Evening rush hour is from 2pm to 9pm. Exception: Friday morning rush starts Thursday night. See ya in the funny papers!

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