Sickened Quickly

An afternoon of chili equals an early evening of clouds.

An Andy Reid kiss on the sidelines, or anywhere else.

Freshly brushed teefers with a minty paste followed by a chunk of pineapple for breakfast before work.

Going to work on a Monday morning.

Thinking about going to work on Tuesday.

Writing about thinking about going to work the rest of the week.

Finding that the zipper on your pants isn't there when going to the men's room after a very intense interview for a job you were anxious to get.

Having to park around back at a formerly favorite restaurant.

Passing half an animal wiggling in the street.

Driving with your buddies, feverishly following a hot - long haired blonde in a convertible for countless miles, discovering it is a man.

Bowling an entire evening, then noticing on the way home the enormous split in your pants.

In the middle of a church choir solo, mysterious sciences beyond your control squeeze just a little harder than normal, forcing a quick, off key, amplified, detectable toot.