Left Hand - Right Hand

The cheese steak. Cheese and steak. Nice, but what about the roll? No one mentions that. It is seldom considered, but always expected. Assumed. What do you do if served a cheese steak without a roll? Dangerous situation. It becomes go time!

Cocoa Krispies. Fantastic. Snap, krackle AND pop. We know about the sounds, the excitement involved, and those hats! A Chef Boy Ar Dee, a limp brimless Cat In The Hat and a Michael Jackson parade marcher who is really not in a parade but dresses as such and perhaps marches anyway. Why don't we hear more about how the milk you pour on the cereal turns into CHOCOLATE milk? Magical! No matter what the ratio is between milk and cereal, the milk manages a perfect chocolate mix at the end.

Dunkin Donuts. Why would they sell anything other than donuts? Sandwiches and coolatas and bagels and thermoses and soup and bacon and blah blah blah. Does this only set off alarms to me?

Taco Bell. No bell.

Willie Wonka. Hopefully no willie!

Do we have to start calling Sweet Midgets, Sweet Little People Pickles? Aren't they gherkins anyway?

Cheese Whiz. Does cheese really help whiz?

Are there any other animals that cook their food besides us?

I chased a squirrel earlier today and caught up to it. We were both surprised.

I think I may have said too much for today. No wonder I have a big belly.