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I don't care how "bad" a goose might think it is, how many feathers it has in it's cap, how loud and scary it's bark is, or how aggresive it might be towards children, women and me, it is only one punch away from being a pillow.

There are only two types of animals in the world, the mooses and the gooses. I've never heard the phrase, "Your moose is cooked," and don't ever expect to. My name is Bob ... and I'm a moose.

Next time you are in a park or the zoo or a farm and there's a goose on the loose and it's making it's way to you or yours yapping about gimme a sammich or whatever a goose yaps about, stand tall and punt away. Tell PETA there's plenty more left over for them if they don't like it. A size 13 goes a long way.