Final Football Words

Are you trying to tell me this is not the same guy? Edwards. Dungy. Tony. Herman. I'm looking right at them! Something is really wrong here. Oh well, I know the fix is IN this year, just like every other year, just like every other "professional" sport. I just don't know what will be worse ... a new superbowl shuffle without Jim McMahon or another thousand commercials with Peyton Manning. Either way, shame on you NFL! Fire all of your refs, get rid of your stooopid fairy protection rules (he touched me hard-throw a flag-he's taunting me-throw a flag-he gave me a meanie look-throw a flag, etc.), don't allow FOX to continue with that ridiculous robot thing every 20 seconds during a broadcast, ban any player from the league that wants to renegotiate his contract and hold his team hostage because he thinks he deserves more than what he already agreed to receive (T.O. to start) and give anyone that drops a pass a kick in the gas passer.
Here's a question for all of the EAGLE fans ... where was Dawkins in the game against New Orleans and why hasn't anyone asked where was Dawkins in the game against New Orleans and why hasn't anyone heard a peep from Dawkins since the game in New Orleans? I hope Donovan and the boys on the waterfront paid you well.
For my closing remarks regarding this football season, the only superbowl I want to see this year is an enlarged version of KFC's mashed potato bowl. That would be super indeed!


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Fairy protection rules… You can say that again. Fairy protection rules… I watch hockey locally from time to time. There are a couple of girls that play on the men's team because the women's team isn't tough enough for them. At 5’4” they both weigh about 120 pounds. Yet they dish out AND TAKE more physical punishment than is allowed in a game with 6’4” guys that weigh nearly 300 pounds. I thought soccer was suppose to be the “sissy” sport. Not football!
I read about T O. Guess he had it pretty tough as a kid. Lots of folks have sad stories and don't grow up to be total jerks. T O, in case your momma didn't teach you, I'll tell you what mine used to tell me when I would get sour with the world. Nobody likes a whine ass, so buck up. Just get it done without the lip. Sweetest lady in the world, right there.
How could Caldwell have missed those passes??? I'd like to be the gas passer kicker!! He must have had his eyes closed! Ahhh, that was mean, but DANG, Caldwell, you were staring right at it. The ball was RIGHT THERE, both times!!! Gramma could have got those!
Did Dawkins stub his toe? Call an ambulance, quick! No, I think he hurt his back.
As far as I'm concerned the football season has already ended. But hopefully, for Chicago fans, the Bears will be running the ball against the Colts. We'll have to wait and see what happens. But the less Rex Grossman does, the better off they're going to be.
And I'm not a Cowboys fan by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, I love to hate them. But good for them that that dinosaur Parcells finally retired.
KFC....uhhh....I feel sick.
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