Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Bleh


I'm sick, can't speak, stumble about unbalanced, ache, bugged out Dangerfield eyes, liquid nose, didn't go to work, all I can smell is my own bloody snot, green, hairy cheeks, dagger breath, vomitus erruptus, strangled painful no swallowing neck and my toenails need clipping. I'm going back to bed to wallow in more of my own stink.

Here's hoping your day is full of love, luck and lollipops!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bummer! Hope you feel better soon! J

11:15 PM  
Blogger Sticky Monkey said...

Hope you get well soon, too. It's tough when you lose a day or two of work when your body gets all sticky-monkeyed up. But I'm sure you did the honorable thing and notified your co-workers so they wouldn't be worried about you if you just didn't show up for work.

6:18 AM  
Blogger RJK said...

Funny thing about co-workers, when they all change their phone numbers, publish a list of the new ones, then don't give a brother a copy, one begins to wonder. Besides, I thought I did call. Must have been a dream. Time to fill the bowl. Eek eek.

11:47 AM  

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